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There are 3 types of writers.

klarolinelannister:

xkanyeinterruptedmex:

1. Writers that unrealistically don’t kill anyone.

2. The right amount of death.

3. LETS JUST FUCKIN KILL THEM ALL BANG BANG BANG

so, in order, stephenie meyer, jk rowling, george rr martin.

bostonjaeger:

pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another aRE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS 

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

willgrahamed:

the scientist - coldplay, chemistry set - peter & the wolf, white coats - new model army, she blinded me with science - thomas dolby, biology - girls aloud, science & faith - the script, the elements - thomas lehrer, the sounds of the science - beastie boys 

+listen

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

Hanni gets by on his hotness 

drhanniballecter:

Will eating dinner with Hannibal and chewing with his mouth open and afterward burping the word “R E C K O N I N G” letter by letter.

themodestpotato:

lets play: find the one with the modeling career

themodestpotato:

lets play: find the one with the modeling career

cccrystalclear:

Silly Dishonored doodles

dangerousawesomemunchkin:

The station has a company party and Cecil has a little too much to drink so he texts Carlos “I’m drunk.” and Carlos replies, “Hi, drunk, I’m Carlos.” because he’s a dork and Cecil just thinks it’s the pinnacle of comedy.

"So, listeners, then he said, "Hi, drunk, I’m Carlos!" Oh, man, if that’s not true humor, I don’t know what is!"